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Knowing #ToAvoidWorkI faked my own death #IsQuiteAChallenge to say the least https://t.co/cgKXSSMT1s
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cupped my hand over my eye, complained loudly, then bounced a ping-pong ball w ketchup on it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI I just keep mumbling about my stapler and burning the building down
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#ToAvoidWorkI stop washing my hands for a few days and inhale more deeply when I smell that "sneeze" smell.
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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Avoiding work is too much work so #ToAvoidWorkI just do my job! @WorldOfHashtags
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell the Boss I'm getting new clients through tweeting. �
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#ToAvoidWorkI am an artist, a lover, a devourer of beauty and style, a creator of splendidness, a beautiful mind until I wake up.
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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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#ToAvoidWorkI make other people laugh to make them feel good so they don't think about the shitty work I'm tricking them into doing.
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#ToAvoidWorkI let my grass get so high that it pisses off my neighbors and THEY mow it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI roll in to the parking lot with the them song from the Exorcist on blast wearing a priest suit
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Avoiding work is too much work so #ToAvoidWorkI just do my job! @WorldOfHashtags
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#ToAvoidWorkI Go to a movie…I went to ‘have a lunch’ but in fact I went to a movie. No one noticed...
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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