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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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#ToAvoidWorkI roll in to the parking lot with the them song from the Exorcist on blast wearing a priest suit
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#ToAvoidWorkI chuck wood at wood chucks & hurl antisemitic slurs at them in Spanish without wearing any pants.
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#ToAvoidWorkI make other people laugh to make them feel good so they don't think about the shitty work I'm tricking them into doing.
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#ToAvoidWorkI let my grass get so high that it pisses off my neighbors and THEY mow it.
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell the Boss I'm getting new clients through tweeting. �
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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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#ToAvoidWorkI claim I have anal glaucoma. I can't see my azz coming into work today. https://t.co/mDh8KrIbJy
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI Leave the Midol Bottle and a Big bag of M&Ms on my desk
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Knowing #ToAvoidWorkI faked my own death #IsQuiteAChallenge to say the least https://t.co/cgKXSSMT1s
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