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@puredavie   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI stop bathing until they tell me to go home.
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@puredavie   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend not to understand technology https://t.co/St7Z9EZWR7
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI walk on Tattooed Stilts with a detached sense of Ubiquitous belonging
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@kathiemrr   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI choose the red pill.� @CestLaScordia https://t.co/EypyuDQovo
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI schedule a meeting. Lots & lots of meetings. https://t.co/xUxdpp9PtC
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@jasper_fly   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Avoiding work is too much work so #ToAvoidWorkI just do my job! @WorldOfHashtags
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@calebpaar   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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@calebpaar   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Knowing #ToAvoidWorkI faked my own death #IsQuiteAChallenge to say the least https://t.co/cgKXSSMT1s
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@calebpaar   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI tell them I'm not the employee they are looking for https://t.co/CJtpz0PAgu
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI I'm on a break https://t.co/BR7FjvKQH9
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Once hid in a patio furniture box.
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@calebpaar   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend like I have to study something https://t.co/HrE5vU1I8v
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI Change my religion on a daily basis
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI keep myself ignorant of specialized technical skills, which would destroy my undefeated "I don't know how to" argument.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI could NOT answer the phone when they call.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI will scab everyone else's job because working gives me freedom
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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Knowing #ToAvoidWorkI faked my own death #IsQuiteAChallenge to say the least https://t.co/cgKXSSMT1s
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start race riots so I can go loot.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI am an artist, a lover, a devourer of beauty and style, a creator of splendidness, a beautiful mind until I wake up.
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@claudia42kern   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI am an artist, a lover, a devourer of beauty and style, a creator of splendidness, a beautiful mind until I wake up.
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@claudia42kern   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI avoid doing what needs to be done until my mom can't take it anymore and does it for me.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI act like an asshole hoping that they tell me to not come back so I don't have to quit myself.
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@holycrapchrix   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI crapped my pants... actually it was grade one. I was wearing a yellow pant suit and the teacher called my mom to come get me
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI eat children
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI pretend like I have to study something https://t.co/HrE5vU1I8v
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@babyjannymeow   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI stop bathing until they tell me to go home.
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@claudia42kern   ·  5 Sep 2016
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#ToAvoidWorkI start race riots so I can go loot.
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