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#ToAvoidWorkI will scab everyone else's job because working gives me freedom
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#ToAvoidWorkI roll in to the parking lot with the them song from the Exorcist on blast wearing a priest suit
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#ToAvoidWorkI sustain crippling injuries; the last having sex with your mama, put me in this wheelchair.
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#ToAvoidWorkI chuck wood at wood chucks & hurl antisemitic slurs at them in Spanish without wearing any pants.
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#ToAvoidWorkI mention my one armed sister arrives at the airport with two suitcases, must go.
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#ToAvoidWorkI Hire people train them give them tools materials pay them well and give them benefits So why am I so tired?
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#ToAvoidWorkI cover my naked body with pig poop while singing Nickleback tickets.
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Knowing #ToAvoidWorkI faked my own death #IsQuiteAChallenge to say the least https://t.co/cgKXSSMT1s
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#ToAvoidWorkI daydream myself to sleep, thinking about how wonderful it would be if I had a successful career. And a nice haircut.
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#ToAvoidWorkI act like an asshole hoping that they tell me to not come back so I don't have to quit myself.
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#ToAvoidWorkI support liberals because it is easier to accept everything than to change something https://t.co/4b3eMqt100
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