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I don't drink alcohol #WhenImSotallyTober , I drink spirits, which makes me spiritual, not an alcoholic.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I blame embarrassing voice mails on drunk dialing.
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I don't drink alcohol #WhenImSotallyTober , I drink spirits, which makes me spiritual, not an alcoholic.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I totally don't get what this tag is about so I'll go with my answer to all life's questions, nachos and boobies.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I always consider a nap but I don't want to waste the high
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#WhenImSotallyTober I do the fandango. Thunderbolts of lighting, very,very frightening Me
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#WhenImSotallyTober I spark up a bowl because weed only causes memory loss, or even worse, memory loss.
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#WhenImSotallyTober it's usually Friday and Saturday because I have all day Sober to Sunday up.
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#WhenImSotallyTober I have the most intense passionate sex. Then wake up 8 hours later in my parents basement all alone with sticky sheets
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#WhenImSotallyTober I start games during other games because I can't stop being rude and mean - Face, probably
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#WhenImSotallyTober I forget what is so interesting about all the damn cat memes.... I remember giggling at one in a drunk stupor once...
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#WhenImSotallyTober Take a variety of dick pics then photoshop them into exotic locales like the Eiffel Tower or the Pyramids of Giza.
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