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#ItsMuchBetterTo just keep your mouth shut..... that's what my lawyer says anyway
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Because my tweets are jokes whereas that's just someone being insulting. Arrogant cunt. https://t.co/bztNzmkpsR
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#ItsMuchBetterTo not hit the old couch floating in the men's canoeing/ kayaking course at the #RioOlympics2016 (It really did happen)
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#ItsMuchBetterTo learn how to cook than to rely on people to cook for you. It pays off, trust me. So delicious. � https://t.co/8oALqWScUT
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#ItsMuchBetterTo poke your eyes out than to try to get yr teen to realize that she not always right and doesn't know everything.
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#ItsMuchBetterTo do spring and winter cleaning. once a year does not suffice! you must do it twice!
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10 Reasons I didn't love #GoT S:6 - #10 Margaery Tyrell - https://t.co/gqlC7GhVMr #SNRTG #GameofThrones https://t.co/DjgB46McRN
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#YouMightBeACowardIf you delete all your tweets. If you can't even stand by your own word, who the hell will?
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'@JCharlesComedy @DarylONT @AFrikkinHashtag @IanFHood @WhatSheSaid_91 @FatMrRobot @anitaelizar @Ranga_Bae After my 4 hours though...'
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Just another in 1 million odd coincidences for the Clinton mafia. https://t.co/BabLIJ8CAB
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#MyNewCatchphraseIs "I'm the Welsh Corbyn" (without all that get in your way popularity or votes)
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'@IlaxBJoseph It really feels like we're picking which poison to take, doesn't it?'
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'@SugarGretel of course not I usually jump in and try to burn the trolls when it happens'
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#WhyIDidntCompeteThisYear I have to stay at least 500 yards away from the Women's gymnastic team. And 1000 yards from the Men's.
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs I shit freedom
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#MyNewCatchPhraseIs "This is crab shit" "I like turtles" "Where is my chocobo?" "I came like a pokeball!" "I gotta catch them all" "kupo"
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