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#ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom make sure everyone knows you are addicted to facebook by waltzing in like you own the place
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#WeedsIllegalBut orange businessmen can run for president.
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#WeedsIllegalBut not in California!
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#WeedsIllegalBut the GOP's still slithering freely!
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Constant mindfulness equals less asshole-ness. https://t.co/mTu49bXXwO #innerworldawareness #thereareeightlimbsyall https://t.co/EWekgbcpko
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#WhyICantBeAVampire sorry I missed yr call I'm out being a zombie this weekend. I'll be a vampire next weekend tho! https://t.co/0dnbD5RGLU
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Consciousness Is Not An Emergent Property, According to Stuart Hameroff \| Saved By Gödel https://t.co/E0mdf2QxQj https://t.co/pDsiXajXfC
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Been loving @dharmaunicorn's words for a bit...all the things I need to hear. https://t.co/EtPjnd8RSr
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Ep 49: tale of rumors, Godzilla and a scorpion named Bill. https://t.co/mI91e1kik3 #PodernFamily https://t.co/1SbSO11ye2
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Thank you my @CPC_Tags420 guys @JCharlesComedy @Imagidamnation @ryanztweetz for hosting while I'm busy with family stuff! You guys rock!
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#WhenImDownI think about those less fortunate. Then I have a hearty laugh and feel better.
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#WeedsIllegalBut lets concentrate on getting hookers legal first, that way you can smoke weed with your hooker
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Turn to men you don't know and hiss loudly you can't believe he's demanding a paternity test. #ThingsToDoInAWaitingRoom
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#WeedsIllegalBut having a server filled with sensitive emails is ok?
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#WeedsIllegalBut Lindsay Lohan was caught with cocaine several times w/o being punished.
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#ObamasWishList not to be the worst president in American history
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#ObamasWishList to sit on Hillary future place
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor only getting pidgeys on Pokemon Go.
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For reading mags...and sleeping! #IShouldGetAMedalFor
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor sleeping
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#IShouldGetAMedalFor Putting up with my wife
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7/32 #IShouldGetAMedalFor waiting to Kiss,Hug, Love you
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#IStartCryingWhen someone tweet better things than me
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