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#IProcrastinateBy creating spreadsheets when I should be catching Pokemon.
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It's painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave.
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You went far enough ahead to find out George RR Martin never finishes "The Winds Of Winter". #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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#TimeTravelerProblems Telling my shipper friends their ship ain't gonna get canon. Knowing who's gonna win @gishwhes #notlevy #SPNFamily
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When they cast Kevin Hart to play you in the movie knowing damn well you are 6 ft tall #TimeTravelerProblems
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Cool, sexy videos https://t.co/MZnAz3QTc2 #VIDEO #приколы #подруги #Los33 #WeWantMITAMTour #TimeTravelerProblems
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#TimeTravelerProblems only accounting for changes in time
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Apparently my family doesn't exist in the future. #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Magazine articles containing the phrase: paradoxes and paradon'ts #TimeTravelerProblems @midnight
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Meeting the offspring from sex you had in the 18th century #TimeTravelerProblems
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I thought Pokemon had already gone and went
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause i now literally live between a pokestop and a pokegym. Phone zombies everywhere.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause it requires you to be a mindless zombie to even remotely like such silly nonsense. Y'all have fun with that
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#ihatepokemongobecause it's makes a loser generation even more loser-y...
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause; can one computer geniuse convert Pokemon app to finding jihadis ? Me and my m4 will play! https://t.co/B0LDoqyAf8
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause Winter is coming, I have to prepare and this is a distraction I could do without.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I can't get the herd to play it so I can chill out awhile.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause you can't physically have sex with them. I mean, really, what's the point of kidnapping something then...
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause nobody ever searches my yard when the bears are around
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause my daughter wants to go to ppls houses to catch them. We can pretend to be a Jehovahs whiteness ..
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I really don't But I'd better have a good old fashioned orgy instead of playing #PokemonGO
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause the Japanese think Americans have big penises. No wait, that's Chinpokomon...
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Hate?! Love it! Makes it easier to spot people I don't want to talk to before actually having to talk to them. #IHatePokemonGoBecause
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People gave me shit about playing Pokemon before it came out but now everyone is talking about it �#IHatePokemonGoBecause
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