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#AfterCrossingToTheOtherSide of the room, I forgot why I walked over there.
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On a scale of 1 to Ferdinand the Bull, how much do you NOT feel like going back to work today? #mondaymotivation https://t.co/EXsYN45B7G
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Bill Cosby proves you can't trust comics that don't swear.
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The chicken is heartbroken nobody has ever asked how he's doing #AfterCrossingToTheOtherSide
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Weathered Celtic cross nailed to a tree at this rural Rankin County retreat \| Photo by Warren Husban https://t.co/J1s9QbrdS5
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They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
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In dollar tree wit da sack goin craaaazaaayyyy
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Goose feather pillow manufacturer announces new layoffs. Responds to union leader with following remark: "We don't give a duck" @absrdNEWS
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You think Hillary was making military decisions during Benghazi attack? You think Iraq = cheap/easy? @yesnicksearcy https://t.co/dFgXirZCPf
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I think, therefore, I'm fucked...
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Happy 94th birthday, Betty White! An icon!
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Feed me, fuck me, forget me. I'm easy.
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Who started this vicious rumor about a 'wrong hole', anyway?
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Serial killing and chill? - Dexter probably
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#ImProtestingBecause I'm a spoiled brat in college and everyone else is doing it.
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