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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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Oops. Forgot to go to church
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#ImProtestingBecause "Fracking" is a. not making us "energy-dependent" d. destroying our Land @CharisseMSRD #Energy https://t.co/YjTeYIWMWr
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#ImStillLookingFor True Love, Romance, and To Be Swept Off My Feet! LOL, Does it Exist?
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My parents told me I could be anything, so I worked up the courage to be a train wreck. Yeah, even now, they can't look away...
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Cinnamon tequila tastes like poor life choices.
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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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#ImStillLookingFor someone who can sing & re-enact "A Whole New World" from Aladdin with me
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A toast. To all of us. Helping each other survive in this insane world with a little bit of humor and raunch. Salute
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#ImStillLookingFor this L for meek mill, I know I put it somewhere....
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My kale and broccoli smoothies make all the boys vomit in the yard.
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#ImProtestingBecause Im Against picketing but don't know how to show it
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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Oh yes. 2003 Vintage Chardonnay. Delicious. *chugs out of the bottle*
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'@squizzy36 @_babyblue13 she cleared out her bank acct too. Maybe she'll bring me back something nice �'
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No I don't like French kissing. Ab tongue mat karo mujhe!
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If I'm eating bacon and you ask me "Is that bacon?" We can't be friends.
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Sleep? Oh, you mean that thing that happens once I overload my brain with thousands of horrible scenarios.
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#ImProtestingBecause eating delicious , fatty foods made me fat. There should've been a warning label.... Preferably made out of cheese.
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#ComicConIn5Words Halloween costumes worn in July. @midnight
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Deadpools and Batmans oh my #ComicConIn5Words @midnight
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Comics are merely a suggestion. #ComicConIn5Words @midnight
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'@midnight #ComicConIn5Words Smells Like Man Child Spirit'
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Cosplays superhero
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