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#IHatePokemonGoBecause young people enjoy playing it and it's my duty as an over-30 to crap all over anything "they" enjoy
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause i now literally live between a pokestop and a pokegym. Phone zombies everywhere.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause i don't like anything that requires me to use my legs
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause As a peeping Tom, it has taken away all my good spots in the bushes.
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#IHatePokemonGoBecause I caught my first pokemon while sitting naked in the tiger.Since then I can't stop #PokemonGO https://t.co/n0bsp43nD0
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Feel like if @NianticLabs wants to complain about tracking sites, they could first fix the game's own rubbish locator process. #PokemonGO
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Jeez. John F. Kennedy needed your snarky little tweet like he needed a hole in the head. #FirstLadyRuleBook #Clinton https://t.co/rNQeSzmmp9
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#firstladyrulebook Rules? What are rules? I do whatever the fuck I want and my posse covers my ass. You know: Lynch, Comey, MY secretagents
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#FirstLadyRuleBook does it include #RulesForTheFirstMan in case #DisasterStrikes making @HillaryClinton #POTUS2016?
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#FirstLadyRuleBook Literally fuck the President. That's all you're allowed and supposed to do. No one elected you to do shit so shuddddddup.
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#SongsHannibalWouldSing Bake another little piece of my heart now baby
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liver and let die
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'cause this is grill her, grill her night... #SongsHannibalWouldSing
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#SongsHannibalWouldSing Once Bitten, Twice Shy
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Iced Iced Baby #SongsHannibalWouldSing
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(I) can't feel my face (when I'm with you) #SongsHannibalWouldSing
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I entered my name into the Wu-Tang name generator and the results came back saying "Not you, loser"
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the days goes by and the motivation to live i lack. cause inside-out its wiggida wiggida wiggida wack
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe catching the most diseases in one week decathlon
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#MyOlympicSportWouldBe Trolleyball, which involves pushing my balls about in a trolley.
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