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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident my science education agenda will focus on practical experiences for America's Youth http://t.co/Jbk66JgtmP
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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I just don't want to be OBAMA #ReasonIAmNotPresident http://t.co/iXbW77u0Hb
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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident My family didn't make deals w/ Nazis, Saudis & other questionable dealers for wealth & power http://t.co/7HYcuIoXge
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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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I'm not a power hungry narcissist #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't want to drive the country into the ground http://t.co/YqrJzt4JFY
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@chrixchase   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because they won't let me use the Oval Office for alternative activities. http://t.co/mMliaUgFgM
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@chrixchase   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen my car got totaled
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@chrixchase   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen things went right, I'm just not used to that
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@chrixchase   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen my gf said she's pregnant
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@chrixchase   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen suddenly Batman appeared
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@chrixchase   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen nothing changed as I was looking up the definition of the word 'paradox'
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
DRAMAMINE #PackedForATrip
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
I’m drunk and #PackedForATrip
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
#PackedForATrip but forgot my swimming suit
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
#PackedForATrip I always pay for the Internet, can’t live without Twitter
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
Playing LEGO #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
Trying to find my socks #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
#MyPreWorkOutRoutine telling fat people that I have work out twice a week(that’s not true of course)
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@chrixchase   ·  5 Oct 2015
Playing with my brother #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Oct 2015
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor smiling �
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Oct 2015
#IGotNobelPrizeFor eating and sleeping
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@chrixchase   ·  11 Oct 2015
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#IGotNobelPrizeFor standing up for "real" marriage. Let's hope this 4th marriage lasts! http://t.co/DvWFmcEehj
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@chrixchase   ·  12 Oct 2015
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#BadPlacesToPutAPenis anywhere near me if I'm in a bad mood
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@chrixchase   ·  12 Oct 2015
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I'm thinking Lewis Hamilton might want to avoid drinking tea with any Russian agents for a while. http://t.co/ggrvMwQVS7
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@chrixchase   ·  21 Dec 2015
Weird costly holiday #ChristmasIn3Words
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@chrixchase   ·  21 Dec 2015
Amazing, Wonderful, Beautiful #ChristmasIn3Words
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@chrixchase   ·  4 Jan 2016
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#MyNewYearStartedWith realizing we are the last year with Obama https://t.co/yQt7fotN91
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@chrixchase   ·  4 Jan 2016
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#AfterCrossingToTheOtherSide ...into death, I became a ghost and watched people go to the bathroom.
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@chrixchase   ·  4 Jan 2016
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#MyNewYearStartedWith political news. Damn!
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