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#IfICouldntLie I'd tell you that it's not the jeans that makes your ass look fat. *Ducks*
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#IfICouldntLie You wouldn't be sure #iPhone7 is the most important thing you need to buy in 2016 https://t.co/dtYgnSFzIV
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#IfICouldntLie "you're the only one for me" would become "I'm horny AF and you're what's available at the moment."
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to actually read all the terms and conditions before actually updating iTunes https://t.co/jCou6ppKOi
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say "u have a unique fashion sense." I mean,praise jesus that few r nuts enough to dress like THAT
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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#IfICouldntLie I’d start a religion. Oh, wait…I guess it doesn''t work that way
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say you don't look your age, I was thinking,did she just say she's 50.? I was thinking 71.
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to agree to hang out with friends when all I want is to stay on my couch forever https://t.co/yEYtLi875u
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#IfICouldntLie Jiminy Cricket would be out of a job. And possibly homeless. Who would want that? https://t.co/lZbQTXyhW1
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that I'm allergic to your shitty cooking, not peanuts
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