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@dannythehappies   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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@babyjannymeow   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could form the best tag team ever #wrestling #tagtitles
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@dannythehappies   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd fake my death. TWICE!
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@loragreeen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could form the best tag team ever #wrestling #tagtitles
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble We'd be known as thing 1 and thing 2.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would have some awesome days fishing while my double worked
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@dannythehappies   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then dating would be less awkward cause I'm tired of takin myself to dinner and talking to myself.
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@loragreeen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he'd go to all the birthday parties we are invited to
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we would marry twins https://t.co/vwoYhcyxWP
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@queenofthewo   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble only my dog would know who's real
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd live in Hawaii eating macadamia nut pancakes w/ coconut syrup at the Gazebo while she stayed here and did all my work
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd blame them for my lame tweets
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@dannythehappies   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble He too would be off-putting, sarcastic and proud
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope we won't argue who's the right and who's the left Twix stick
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I make the debt, she pays the debt
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@loragreeen   ·  14 Sep 2016
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I don't really have a funny joke for this, I just wanted to use the #. #IfIHadABodyDouble
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble we'd be as wholesomely sexy as the Doublemint twins.
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@danageezus   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble id have her end sucky relationships for me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble id have her end sucky relationships for me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would make sure he was fatter than me so I'd look good in comparison...but then he wouldn't be a body double. Crap.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope she doesn't like LV like I do I really doubt she'll make enough money for two
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could live the festival life 365, as long as the double doesn't get us fired.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Well geeze, I'd be twice as fat!
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she would be the nice version of me. (im the evil version).
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I would no longer need my twin to pretend to be me although then would have two people who can pretend to be me.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble My purpose in life would multiply by 5....But 5 times 0 is still 0
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd get him to get up and go pee for me.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope she would be better at time management than me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd euthanise the poor bastard.
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@booth_prince   ·  14 Sep 2016
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope we won't argue who's the right and who's the left Twix stick
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