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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make him work for me
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#IfIHadABodyDouble my house will get dirty twice faster Good that she'll do the housework
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I hope we won't argue who's the right and who's the left Twix stick
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd keep him in the closet just waiting for an excuse to use him that would never come :^(
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#IfIHadABodyDouble she would be the nice version of me. (im the evil version).
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd call it Sally and let it live at my place as a pet
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd look for opportunities in meetings to say "I'm of two minds on this," and argue violently with my double.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I could stay out of trouble
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#IfIHadABodyDouble he would work night shifts and I work day shifts make ton of money never clock out.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble We would become besties at camp and freak out our parents #truestory
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd make him annoy a gal so I can leave her politely without complications
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Danny Devito would have something else to put on his resume
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd move to New Zealand and live in the Shire, weeee
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd keep him in the closet just waiting for an excuse to use him that would never come :^(
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Once upon a time @shellieblum said: #IfIHadABodyDouble I'd probably end up having twins. https://t.co/iYHjCYG2kC
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#IfIHadABodyDouble Danny Devito would have something else to put on his resume
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If I had a body double, I'd be just like Hilary Clinton! Wait, is that good or bad? #IfIHadABodyDouble
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#IfIHadABodyDouble then dating would be less awkward cause I'm tired of takin myself to dinner and talking to myself.
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#IfIHadABodyDouble I'd ask for a third person so we can exclude them from our double club on purpose. "No triples allowed"
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