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@hellieedwards   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be Zodiac Killer! https://t.co/ogcCgYdvaL
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz my face wouldn’t be recognized as human by Snapchat
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd cry to my "mistresses"
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@loragreeen   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be humble and tyrannical at the same time
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@gab1aldana   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be an ultra conservative psycho
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
Zodiak is about me! #IfIWereTedCruz
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would realize how horrible I must be if a orange narcissistic sociopath that suggested America use Hitler's ideas beat me
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would take that job as Trump's hairstylist.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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Why does he copy me??? #IfIWereTedCruz https://t.co/Za1V35C9RL
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd watch this video, start a new party, and say #AlwaysChrist https://t.co/MyEohOU7IM @tedcruz
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd really be regretting having gone down on #CarlyFiorina right about now.
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@gab1aldana   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t let Trump be the leader of the party
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t have sense of humor ���
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@melvinsroberts   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t give up my first job
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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Move back to Canada. #IfIWereTedCruz
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd become a wedding singer https://t.co/Cg6Gtoiae9
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I pretend to have been running for #POTUS as a "political statement" https://t.co/rvzrxixxmE
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@melvinsroberts   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I’d change the clothes so people can differ me from you know who https://t.co/DMbVnWIzjX
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@loragreeen   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would stay at home and never get out…wait, that’s what I’m doing now!
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@booth_prince   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be the inventor of bitcoin
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would wear one of these ties to the Republican National Convention https://t.co/DArxLT07QM
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would do a remake of the Munsters https://t.co/d4HR2DRh0K
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would beg @realDonaldTrump to let me be on @TheApprenticeAU next season. https://t.co/7t36sT3Zfs
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd keep running... and running... because too many people would like to catch me
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@trytofinditout   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz God would talk to me directly
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd rejoin the munsters https://t.co/iltcx58G46
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd ask God why he told him to run for President if he was going make him lose
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I’d pretend to be an American
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I move to Canada
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@gab1aldana   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would hope to get welfare after drop out
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