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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would just sit back with a Molson Canadian and watch the Shit Show cause it's only just begun
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@hellieedwards   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I wouldn’t drop out
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd start taking social interaction classes.....holy shit https://t.co/2R1cuclvh4
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz i'd be happy I stood by my conservative values and didn't change for anyone or anything. #tcot
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd join the UFC. Dude has a wicked MMA punch/elbow combination! @MMAjunkie @JacksonWinkMMA https://t.co/YdLlkZxAWo
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd watch this video, start a new party, and say #AlwaysChrist https://t.co/MyEohOU7IM @tedcruz
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be that kid who's trying to get into a club with a fake ID.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd find out what the hell John Kasich is smoking.
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@notritahart   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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@elianlindsey   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be a unique meme https://t.co/lXv1RsANmK
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@curtisbigman   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz people would film my every move
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@traceyhappymom   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz in a movie I would played by Scott Timberg
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would be sad but still forgiving https://t.co/RZYfGWHW5h
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd try not to embarrass myself on national television.
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@candeychaney   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would become a killer
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@gab1aldana   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I would pretend I am Christian
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would cut off my ears and become a flightless bird
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would have got some tips from Frank Underwood before I entered the presidential race
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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@hellieedwards   ·  4 May 2016
#IfIWereTedCruz I’d marry Trump’s wife
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@andyhashtagger   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would stop eating boogers now. - Ted's Booger #Boogergate https://t.co/kt0dOYIsFZ
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd still be apologizing to Carly Fiorina for inviting her to the prom then telling her I'm not going.
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I would be born really close to the USA
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd run for prime minister next
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@annieposhes   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd say any publicity is good publicity coz now I'm famous as f*ck!
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@kathiemrr   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd try not to embarrass myself on national television.
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@kathiemrr   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd take the blue pill https://t.co/15GUlkR2qc
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@kathiemrr   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I'd ask God why he told him to run for President if he was going make him lose
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@kathiemrr   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz, I'd be praying that my father, Lord Satan, didn't punish me too hard for my abject failure.
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@kathiemrr   ·  4 May 2016
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#IfIWereTedCruz I move to Canada
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