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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower slipping into the friend zone
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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96% success rate on finding the gas pump that is out of recept paper #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Looking at attractive woman. https://t.co/pWMbrJH98P
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Able to turn off women #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I always set my phone to vibrate before losing it. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower When a bird poops, it will ALWAYS land on me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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i can drink a pint of beer in one go #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower migraines. Those suckers are a b*tch to deal with!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can find the corner of my dresser with my toe in 3 steps or under. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/RM6TTymieU
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower make money dissapear as fast as i gain it
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to sing in a shower like Whitney Houston https://t.co/XHCU4We4pL
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Any commercial can bring me to tears #MyUselessSuperpower
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to ruin fun with mentioning Jesus https://t.co/7Z4rG8PtUj
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I have the ability to trip on flat surfaces. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Turning ANY food into highly flammable gas that has a pungent lingering odor #MyUselessSuperpower
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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Pay As I Exit #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Reading my own thoughts, and then still not knowing what the heck is going on. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can turn the TV off whenever there is the slightest mention of a Jenner or Kardashian *BREAKING NEWS* story. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower disappointing women during a one night stand.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I wear a utility belt like Batman. Chordless screwdriver Nail Clippers Remote Control Some Barbies my daughter dropped #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is wearing socks with shoes
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Offending in under 140 characters! #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Make any female hate me in less than two weeks #MyUselessSuperpower
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I don't need a pool to get you wet https://t.co/woZZZi690E
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Ill-timed, inappropriate jokes and comments #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Get 10 hours of sleep and still be tired
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can go from caring to not giving a fck in less than a second #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Form complete thoughts on numerous topics in 4 words! #MyUselessSuperpower
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