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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Looking at attractive woman. https://t.co/pWMbrJH98P
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower perfect clarity of vision in hindsight
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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Can out dance @kevinbacon in that small town #MyUselessSuperpower
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is a force which makes any object levitate, at the same time as pressing down on it equally strongly, so it stays put.
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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I collect over .7 metric tons of used duct tape per year. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0w46raojvE
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is comunication with salads https://t.co/RiePyywUGF
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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I can predict the future... Of any Lifetime Movie #MyUselessSuperpower
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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Can always finish my vegetables. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to sing in a shower like Whitney Houston https://t.co/XHCU4We4pL
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@babyjannymeow   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to turn water into water with a yellow tint
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to ruin fun with mentioning Jesus https://t.co/7Z4rG8PtUj
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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Can out dance @kevinbacon in that small town #MyUselessSuperpower
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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Everyday I oversleep and this is #MyUselessSuperpower
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to laugh like Woody Woodpecker https://t.co/LVW5qpy7D7
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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@brightandglory   ·  16 May 2016
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Can always finish my vegetables. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Looking at attractive woman. https://t.co/pWMbrJH98P
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower migraines. Those suckers are a b*tch to deal with!
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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I can flick a booger at Mach 3 #MyUselessSuperpower
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  16 May 2016
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Using my brain to think about the things i'm going to say, before i say them. #MyUselessSuperpower
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