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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is a force which makes any object levitate, at the same time as pressing down on it equally strongly, so it stays put.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is comunication with salads https://t.co/RiePyywUGF
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower An encyclopedic recollection of worthless knowledge. https://t.co/k4iwV6pKF7
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is looking super-cute in short skirts.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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I can predict the future... Of any Lifetime Movie #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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Sensing when I'm saying something that will screw me later. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower worst cosplayer ever https://t.co/BUFWAgLpYm
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to turn water into water with a yellow tint
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower to take clear water and turn it into yellowish tinted water
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 May 2016
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Train Magnet. I always get stopped by a freight train! https://t.co/Vcn1eET51e
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower You've never seen me in the same room as @realDonaldTrump, have you?
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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The ability to make porn suddenly disappear from my screen by the slightest squeak of a door handle #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can tell when a man has just had a hair cut #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Tweeting a long time, but still got less than 1,000 Followers. smh
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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I can offer an accommodations in my second chin #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/yADspacMnK
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower My Hair. It's perfect.
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower migraines. Those suckers are a b*tch to deal with!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I believe the @nyknicks will win again. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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Planning coronations #MyUselessSuperpower #DebbieDoesDamage #DNC https://t.co/buBjzG4t82
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to ruin fun with mentioning Jesus https://t.co/7Z4rG8PtUj
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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I can lick my elbow #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/AlevOJ26cC
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperPower is holding my nose with my top lip !!!! What what ?
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can tell in two seconds whether a preview is of a horror film or not. Saved me from many nightmares. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Making fart sounds with my arm pits.
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Rearranging the dishwasher for that one last plate.
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower i can make women find me unattractive https://t.co/s6IHIPi2LC @WorldOfHashtags
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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Using my brain to think about the things i'm going to say, before i say them. #MyUselessSuperpower
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