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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower to take clear water and turn it into yellowish tinted water
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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Phenomenal Tourettes. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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Sense an oncoming intervention #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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Can always finish my vegetables. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is a force which makes any object levitate, at the same time as pressing down on it equally strongly, so it stays put.
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@loragreeen   ·  16 May 2016
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I always look on the bright side of life �� #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0h3CRgxeE2
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@trayneshacole   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Remembering what I went into a room for after returning empty handed.
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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I can find the corner of my dresser with my toe in 3 steps or under. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/RM6TTymieU
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can tell the difference between the hobos that really are veterans and those who just say they are.
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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Pay As I Exit #MyUselessSuperpower
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Looking at attractive woman. https://t.co/pWMbrJH98P
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@jenn_abrams   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I pretend to be a real politician https://t.co/dFo592VmE4
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@pigeontoday   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is creating doubtful reforms https://t.co/65Qc4eKSy4
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower faster than a speeding bullet... in the sack https://t.co/91hMF3q1gY
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I See Pre-Dead People #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I can define a homeless person from a hipster
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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I secrete white fluid-like substance. ...what?!?! Nobody seems to mind when this guy does it! #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/68EscbnwU3
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperPower is holding my nose with my top lip !!!! What what ?
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is giving too many not funny answers to all hashtag games i join
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Rearranging the dishwasher for that one last plate.
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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I can flick a booger at Mach 3 #MyUselessSuperpower
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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Using my brain to think about the things i'm going to say, before i say them. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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Everyday I oversleep and this is #MyUselessSuperpower
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@dickyirwin   ·  16 May 2016
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Can out dance @kevinbacon in that small town #MyUselessSuperpower
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