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#MyUselessSuperpower to take clear water and turn it into yellowish tinted water
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I am always given the OK to slap a hoe when needed #MyUselessSuperpower
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#MyUselessSuperpower make people believe I’m the most boring person ever
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#MyUselessSuperpower riding a bike without holding onto the handle bars
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I can bend spoons. Well, no, not with my mind - that'd be weird. #MyUselessSuperpower
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#MyUselessSuperpower Closing my eyes really hard and pretending to make people disappear. https://t.co/DjXNZYzTxE
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#MyUselessSuperpower taking the last cup of water from watercooler at the office
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I can't even pick up women with a fistful of twenties.... RT @nancy_faust I can pick things up with my toes... #MyUselessSuperpower
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#MyUselessSuperPower is holding my nose with my top lip !!!! What what ?
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#MyUselessSuperpower knowing when anyone sneezes
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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#MyUselessSuperpower migraines. Those suckers are a b*tch to deal with!
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I secrete white fluid-like substance. ...what?!?! Nobody seems to mind when this guy does it! #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/68EscbnwU3
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