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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I can offer an accommodations in my second chin #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/yADspacMnK
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can drink a bottle of wine and then vomit
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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Make any female hate me in less than two weeks #MyUselessSuperpower
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower faster than a speeding bullet... in the sack https://t.co/91hMF3q1gY
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Looking at attractive woman. https://t.co/pWMbrJH98P
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I secrete white fluid-like substance. ...what?!?! Nobody seems to mind when this guy does it! #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/68EscbnwU3
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
'@MTopkat3852 #MyUselessSuperpower moving pigeons with my will. I just watch at them and they fly away... sooner or later�'
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to ruin fun with mentioning Jesus https://t.co/7Z4rG8PtUj
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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Planning coronations #MyUselessSuperpower #DebbieDoesDamage #DNC https://t.co/buBjzG4t82
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Jumping to conclusions.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is being fired form ISIS
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I collect over .7 metric tons of used duct tape per year. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0w46raojvE
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower sneezing 6 times in a row
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Anhedonia.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower pissing people off without being present ��
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I can flick a booger at Mach 3 #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower My amazing ability for apathy in any situation.
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower My ability to speak to animals. Oh, they don't understand me, I just speak to them
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Rearranging the dishwasher for that one last plate.
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower to eat pizza https://t.co/Lv3PPbxD2g
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower pretending I care!
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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^0 #MyUselessSuperpower
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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Panic Attacks. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I can predict the future... Of any Lifetime Movie #MyUselessSuperpower
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower An encyclopedic recollection of worthless knowledge. https://t.co/k4iwV6pKF7
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is a force which makes any object levitate, at the same time as pressing down on it equally strongly, so it stays put.
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Passive aggressive guilt trips
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