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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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I always look on the bright side of life �� #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0h3CRgxeE2
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Making fart sounds with my arm pits.
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower to take clear water and turn it into yellowish tinted water
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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Can smell bullshit from a mile away. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can hold breathe longer but I can't swim though... :-P #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I come up the absolute best hashtags off all time when I don't have a way to write them down. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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Making carbs disappear. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@hellieedwards   ·  16 May 2016
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is turning a penny into copper wiring
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can eat a roasted coffee bean and identify its country of origin. #MyUselessSuperpower #coffee
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower glowing yellow eyes. Just kidding. Don't mess with a #sonofyellowstone.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can resolve to never buy a product faster than the corresponding ad that pops up to block the article I'm reading.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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Magically replace any object with an exact replica. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower making men sweat
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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I secrete white fluid-like substance. ...what?!?! Nobody seems to mind when this guy does it! #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/68EscbnwU3
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to ruin fun with mentioning Jesus https://t.co/7Z4rG8PtUj
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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Make any female hate me in less than two weeks #MyUselessSuperpower
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is giving too many not funny answers to all hashtag games i join
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower i can make women find me unattractive https://t.co/s6IHIPi2LC @WorldOfHashtags
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I have The Flash like speed for running away from feelings #MyUselessSuperpower
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperPower is holding my nose with my top lip !!!! What what ?
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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I collect over .7 metric tons of used duct tape per year. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0w46raojvE
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower can eat two pizzas all by myself (during the day)
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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Can out dance @kevinbacon in that small town #MyUselessSuperpower
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower faster than a speeding bullet... in the sack https://t.co/91hMF3q1gY
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@gab1aldana   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being 9% bulletproof
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