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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is giving too many not funny answers to all hashtag games i join
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Rearranging the dishwasher for that one last plate.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower being "that guy"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Can out dance @kevinbacon in that small town #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can lick your elbow #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can turn anything into a sexual innuendo
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower faster than a speeding bullet... in the sack https://t.co/91hMF3q1gY
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can recycle food into waste
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can recycle food into waste
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Most likely to be confused with a Home Depot employee #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to turn my blood into 25% alcohol with a single bottle
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
Saying 'umm hmm' when white people call me racist #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/FyHSpc8xfw
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower distantly pressing buttons on any remote control���
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is giving too many not funny answers to all hashtag games i join
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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'@WorldOfHashtags #MyUselessSuperpower Is the ability to read my own mind.'
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Lower than average strength. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can take solids & liquids & turn them into a pungent gas. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower disappointing women during a one night stand.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower perfect clarity of vision in hindsight
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I'm indiscriminately forgiving. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is the ability to be blocked by celebrities I don't even remember offending Right, @KatieHeigl? https://t.co/3XDto737DV
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I secrete white fluid-like substance. ...what?!?! Nobody seems to mind when this guy does it! #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/68EscbnwU3
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I don't buy beer, I rent it.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower migraines. Those suckers are a b*tch to deal with!
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower slipping into the friend zone
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