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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower premature ejaculation
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower Ability to ignore the mess in the room https://t.co/5xmmp5PnfJ
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is eat any sized bag of Doritos in a single sitting.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Creating uncomfortable silence
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower getting in a grocery line causes a price check.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Sensing when no one wants me at the party, and then quietly leaving. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can touch my nose with my tongue #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/8qIvqtwQBi
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can bring a line to a dead stop by getting into it.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I have he ability to make women say "eyes up here" on command.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower to take clear water and turn it into yellowish tinted water
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Drinking coffee with my eyes closed.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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Eating gluten-free, but not interrupting people's lunch at Subway to tell them about it. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can release a cloud of noxious gas, foul enough to clear a room. Especially the day after I eat @tacobell #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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I can bite radioactive spiders without any ill effects for me or the spider. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can bite radioactive spiders without any ill effects for me or the spider. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is comunication with salads https://t.co/RiePyywUGF
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
I can touch my nose with my tongue #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/8qIvqtwQBi
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Ability to ignore the mess in the room https://t.co/5xmmp5PnfJ
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to teleport myself to the exact same location
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@trytofinditout   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to move through time at the speed of time
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Can always finish my vegetables. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can make myself disappear to the toilet for hours #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can piss people off with ease
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Ability to ignore the mess in the room https://t.co/5xmmp5PnfJ
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can bite radioactive spiders without any ill effects for me or the spider. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I am always given the OK to slap a hoe when needed #MyUselessSuperpower
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