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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Sleep-Turbates Faster than a speeding bullet
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower I can teleport at the regular human speed
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Ability to hurt people's hand slightly when they punch me in the face.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I can find the matching lid to my Tupperware in under an hour. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/4wKWCNkEq7
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@trytofinditout   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to teleport myself to the exact same location
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to stare at people till they leave https://t.co/j0IBwXHg9G
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I know which bag of M&M's has the most blue ones before I buy it. .
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower being a vegan and telling nobody about it
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I know which bag of M&M's has the most blue ones before I buy it. .
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower i can pee while standing up! https://t.co/s6IHIPi2LC
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Drinking coffee with my eyes closed.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can bring out feelings of overwhelming pity in anyone who sees me
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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I utterly break down in a crisis. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I have he ability to make women say "eyes up here" on command.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Call me Magnetman - because my positivity attracts negativity. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I can make myself disappear to the toilet for hours #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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X-Ray vision is only powerful enough to penetrate refrigerator door to check for beer. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to teleport myself to the exact same location
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can bring a line to a dead stop by getting into it.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can bring out feelings of overwhelming pity in anyone who sees me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Quoting Movie Lines #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
I can have expensive haircut but still looking ugly af ��� #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0e4U8Myb6V
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Always choosing the longest line at the shop https://t.co/DhR7rDsMf8
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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Able to leap to irrational conclusions in a single bound! #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower dump jokes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Eating gluten-free, but not interrupting people's lunch at Subway to tell them about it. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower getting in a grocery line causes a price check.
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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'@MikeKeegan_DM : Should I do a DM spree? � #DMTalk #GrowthHacking #SpreadLove #MyUselessSuperpower'
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I utterly break down in a crisis. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can piss people off with ease
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