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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I have he ability to make women say "eyes up here" on command.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can have expensive haircut but still looking ugly af ��� #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0e4U8Myb6V
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower connect other people minds asking direct questions
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Able to leap to irrational conclusions in a single bound! #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can teleport at the regular human speed
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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I collect over .7 metric tons of used duct tape per year. #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/0w46raojvE
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Being invisible when no one is looking.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to sing in a shower like Whitney Houston https://t.co/XHCU4We4pL
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can walk and chew gum at the same time, I'm the malitasker!� #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Showing restraint by not cracking people who say, "It is, what it is," in the head with a pipe. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is to eat a lot and stay subtle
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower being a vegan and telling nobody about it
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
I can offer an accommodations in my second chin #MyUselessSuperpower https://t.co/yADspacMnK
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Phenomenal Tourettes. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower I can read my own thoughts.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  16 May 2016
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Using my brain to think about the things i'm going to say, before i say them. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower The ability to give any girl I'm with the best orgasm of her life. Yep, just completely useless.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower Breaking whatever I add on to
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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I can lick your elbow #MyUselessSuperpower
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@booth_prince   ·  16 May 2016
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#MyUselessSuperpower is a force which makes any object levitate, at the same time as pressing down on it equally strongly, so it stays put.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can predict the future... Of any Lifetime Movie #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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Can always finish my vegetables. #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I can answer every question on on episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire #MyUselessSuperpower
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@worldofhashtags   ·  16 May 2016
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I am always given the OK to slap a hoe when needed #MyUselessSuperpower
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@danageezus   ·  16 May 2016
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@trytofinditout   ·  16 May 2016
#MyUselessSuperpower is to turn water into water with a yellow tint
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