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#IdRunForPresidentIf you agreed to get marry me
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I hated myself
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I can kill everyone in the whole world... Wait, the president can do that? Sign me up!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf @realDonaldTrump followed me on twitter
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could run for President of Russia
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could convince any woman to give me a blowjob. Let alone an intern at the office. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it meant I'd stop radical Mexican climate change terrorists from Islamic China invading our walls and my... our women!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the day after the SuperBowl was made into a holiday
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get 2 choose my secret service agents. They all need 2 be gay, bi, drag queens or trans. No tougher people than LGBT
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Everything I "earned" was actually given to me and I ended up a bloated old man baby, America seems to dig that.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to worry about taking a bullet to the head in a motorcade & then have people dissect the event for years
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#IdRunForPresidentIF I was old enough. Now that America has proved that any idiot can be elected, might have a chance in a few years!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my State of the Union addresses could just consist of Breaking Bad and Seinfeld reruns.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could appoint a crapbag as my chief strategist. Like, an actual bag of crap
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you said I had a beautiful body and you let me hold it against you.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf every time I was asked a question by the press they have to end it with "according to the prophecy" before I answer
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take photos for my campaign using flower crown filter
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i was stupid, but i'd prolly lose by a landslide coz 'mericans apparently love to hate https://t.co/gMo6izcFza
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were a rich man, digga digga deedle diddy diddle dum. https://t.co/Twxb2Jj2H6
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