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#IdRunForPresidentIF I was old enough. Now that America has proved that any idiot can be elected, might have a chance in a few years!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get 2 choose my secret service agents. They all need 2 be gay, bi, drag queens or trans. No tougher people than LGBT
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#IdRunForPresidentIf on liberal progressive platform. Universal healthcare. Universal college. Nationwide legal pot. No wars. No fracking
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it meant I'd stop radical Mexican climate change terrorists from Islamic China invading our walls and my... our women!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my last name was Clinton or Bush Its my birthright
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that could convince my family that my life isn't going downhill. Not everyone has to be married to be successful, mom!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf if I could brag about not paying taxes and still win.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf THE JUSTICE LEAGUE CAN BE MY PERSONAL SECRET SERVICE GUARDS
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could print up "CATCH THE WEASELMENTUM!" T-shirts
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it wasn't pretty much guaranteed that half the country would hate my guts
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#IdRunForPresidentIf and only if I was still allowed to live in my pillow fort instead of the White House
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#IdRunForPresidentIf My online reputation wasn't so important to me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I quit smoking starting running and had a good woman.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it were a technocratic dictatorship, I could wear a topcoat and cape, and if the White House were a mountain castle.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the day after the SuperBowl was made into a holiday
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