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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf racism, sexism & homophobia wasn't such a big epidemic issue going into war right now.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Airforce One had a flying car option https://t.co/iTgICbOeL2
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf they let me throw block parties at the white house.. it'd be like the Playboy Mansion times 10!
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf <-- Nope. Never. You think I want to be in charge of this dysfunctional fruit basket? Think again.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it wasn't pretty much guaranteed that half the country would hate my guts
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could cause as much salt as I see on this hashtag
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could remodel the WH. Need more cool junk. And a moat. Probably some lions, too.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could print up "CATCH THE WEASELMENTUM!" T-shirts
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could kill Trump first.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could create Hogwarts but for troubled teenagers and young people
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could convince any woman to give me a blowjob. Let alone an intern at the office. �
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf there was something interesting in my emails
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just talk crazy shit for 2 years.... Then get elected to talk crazy shit for 4 more years. Oh wait.... NM.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I weren't so fat and so single.
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could trade in Air Force One for this https://t.co/nfpY0Pgp5c
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@kencannone   ·  7 Dec 2016
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the job entailed slightly more than making the rich richer.
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