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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were given an unauthorized lobotomy. Could not pay me enough for the crap they take, at the hands of people like me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I quit smoking starting running and had a good woman.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf we can get the USSS to sign off on weekly block parties at the WH
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#Idrunforpresidentif I had a blowjob every morning. Its a need for men. Ladies- I would legislate this. Please vote below. #Trump
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the country needed a lazy sarcastic winelover to keep that chair warm
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it only and only meant going places I can't even pronounce
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#IdRunForPresidentIF I was old enough. Now that America has proved that any idiot can be elected, might have a chance in a few years!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf My online reputation wasn't so important to me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it were a technocratic dictatorship, I could wear a topcoat and cape, and if the White House were a mountain castle.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I got unlimited coffee and chocolate to keep me going.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could sign an Executive Order that would stop Adults from wearing Pajama Pants in Public
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that could convince my family that my life isn't going downhill. Not everyone has to be married to be successful, mom!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Everything I "earned" was actually given to me and I ended up a bloated old man baby, America seems to dig that.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I understood economy. That's the difference between me and Bernie Sanders
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were a rich man, digga digga deedle diddy diddle dum. https://t.co/Twxb2Jj2H6
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