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#IdRunForPresidentIf our last family member wasn't assassinated IN OFFICE & covered-up by by his killers who still work for the U.S. GVMT!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my last name was Clinton or Bush Its my birthright
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could still watch my Motorsport on the weekend
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could convince any woman to give me a blowjob. Let alone an intern at the office. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could remodel the WH. Need more cool junk. And a moat. Probably some lions, too.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf we can get the USSS to sign off on weekly block parties at the WH
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I knew adhering to the Constitution wouldn't get me killed
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it were a technocratic dictatorship, I could wear a topcoat and cape, and if the White House were a mountain castle.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it means I could use Air Force One to finally get hubby and I into the mile high club...marital priorities, you know?
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#IdRunForPresidentIf every time I was asked a question by the press they have to end it with "according to the prophecy" before I answer
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to worry about taking a bullet to the head in a motorcade & then have people dissect the event for years
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#IdRunForPresidentIf If I could somehow dl the self porn film, I did using my old phone. https://t.co/yKVPygDmRA
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take advantage of a misinformed, angry base all the while I enrich myself with their contributions ��
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#IdRunForPresidentIf My online reputation wasn't so important to me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that could convince my family that my life isn't going downhill. Not everyone has to be married to be successful, mom!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf we could dictate which TV shows gets cancelled and which don't.
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#Idrunforpresidentif you get rid of Congress. Always trying to keep me down. And, some corruption, please. Guy gotta eat.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Everything I "earned" was actually given to me and I ended up a bloated old man baby, America seems to dig that.
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