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#IdRunForPresidentIf I hadn't already promised my Morehouse brother I'd run his campaign. Director of Communications works for me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the aliens landed, the gov't admitted it, the IRS shut down, and the aliens told me to.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf they allow me to spill the beans about Area 51, open it up, make it an amusement rides park with aliens and stuff :)
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were given an unauthorized lobotomy. Could not pay me enough for the crap they take, at the hands of people like me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you don't mind that I delete thousands of spam emails regularly from my personal email account
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#idrunforpresidentif I could tell that many lies with a straight face. #DumpTrump
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#IdRunForPresidentIf but Im not into cigars, BJ's lambasting immigrants and marrying one.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make Fridays part of the weekend but everyone still gets paid for it! 4 day work week everybody!!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could create Hogwarts but for troubled teenagers and young people
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Everything I "earned" was actually given to me and I ended up a bloated old man baby, America seems to dig that.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean I could cancel the Kardashians, once and for all
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it meant I'd stop radical Mexican climate change terrorists from Islamic China invading our walls and my... our women!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could remodel the WH. Need more cool junk. And a moat. Probably some lions, too.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could make the promise of a Twitter edit button part of my campaign.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could create Hogwarts but for troubled teenagers and young people
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to talk with anyone, meet with anyone, look at anyone, or be in the same vicinity as anyone.
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#IdRunForPresidentIF I was old enough. Now that America has proved that any idiot can be elected, might have a chance in a few years!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get 2 choose my secret service agents. They all need 2 be gay, bi, drag queens or trans. No tougher people than LGBT
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you don't mind that I delete thousands of spam emails regularly from my personal email account
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