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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could sign an Executive Order that would stop Adults from wearing Pajama Pants in Public
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it meant I'd stop radical Mexican climate change terrorists from Islamic China invading our walls and my... our women!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the job entailed slightly more than making the rich richer.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf racism, sexism & homophobia wasn't such a big epidemic issue going into war right now.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that could convince my family that my life isn't going downhill. Not everyone has to be married to be successful, mom!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could appoint a crapbag as my chief strategist. Like, an actual bag of crap
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just talk crazy shit for 2 years.... Then get elected to talk crazy shit for 4 more years. Oh wait.... NM.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take advantage of a misinformed, angry base all the while I enrich myself with their contributions ��
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i was stupid, but i'd prolly lose by a landslide coz 'mericans apparently love to hate https://t.co/gMo6izcFza
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I hadn't already promised my Morehouse brother I'd run his campaign. Director of Communications works for me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make Fridays part of the weekend but everyone still gets paid for it! 4 day work week everybody!!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf and only if I was still allowed to live in my pillow fort instead of the White House
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#idrunforpresidentif I could afford a mail order bride that didn't look like she was hit in the forehead with a frying pan
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could borrow $1M from Trumps' dad to get started.
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#Idrunforpresidentif I had a blowjob every morning. Its a need for men. Ladies- I would legislate this. Please vote below. #Trump
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#IdRunForPresidentIf, and only if, they'd fit me for American flag pants,
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could create Hogwarts but for troubled teenagers and young people
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my State of the Union addresses could just consist of Breaking Bad and Seinfeld reruns.
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