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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf they let me throw block parties at the white house.. it'd be like the Playboy Mansion times 10!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my selfconfidence didn't directly correlate with the percentage of alcohol in my blood
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#IdRunForPresidentIf <-- Nope. Never. You think I want to be in charge of this dysfunctional fruit basket? Think again.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it I didn't have to lie to a bunch of knuckleheads to get them to vote for me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make the white house the starting point in a real life version of the game of life "Bang aide lose 5000k"
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take photos for my campaign using flower crown filter
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could change the national anthem to Shadow Moses, or something. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could borrow $1M from Trumps' dad to get started.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could make the promise of a Twitter edit button part of my campaign.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I had a more thorough understanding of economics.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf but Im not into cigars, BJ's lambasting immigrants and marrying one.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could desolve the house and senate. As Emperor i don't need all these people telling me what i can and can't do.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf AMERICANS WEREN'T LARGELY SO FUCKING STOOPID #PresidentOfAmericaTheCoasts #WorldOfHAshtags
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you don't mind that I delete thousands of spam emails regularly from my personal email account
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean I could cancel the Kardashians, once and for all
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just "walk for president", in fact, "sitting for president" would be more my kind of candidacy.
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