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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could punch every living past president in the face.....
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my last name was Clinton or Bush Its my birthright
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wasn't so irresponsible with my kids. And I don't even have kids. Anymore.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I'd known you didn't need integrity, experience, skill, or charisma
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#IdRunForPresidentIf (when) I'm old enough � Jenna for President!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean I could cancel the Kardashians, once and for all
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to talk with anyone, meet with anyone, look at anyone, or be in the same vicinity as anyone.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was good at lying and pretending I was some kind of role model.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf My online reputation wasn't so important to me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was millions of dollars in debt,was able to make shit up for the media to broadcast to distract people,and can't read
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could convince any woman to give me a blowjob. Let alone an intern at the office. �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf on liberal progressive platform. Universal healthcare. Universal college. Nationwide legal pot. No wars. No fracking
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get 2 choose my secret service agents. They all need 2 be gay, bi, drag queens or trans. No tougher people than LGBT
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#IdRunForPresidentIf if I could brag about not paying taxes and still win.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the day after the SuperBowl was made into a holiday
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was a C student in college...... wait I'm sure that happened already
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Yes gets inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2017... drop everyone that's not ROCK from the waiting list.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was better at Twitter cause it seems that's all it takes.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i was stupid, but i'd prolly lose by a landslide coz 'mericans apparently love to hate https://t.co/gMo6izcFza
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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