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#idrunforpresidentif I could afford a mail order bride that didn't look like she was hit in the forehead with a frying pan
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#IdRunForPresidentIf didn't have to pay my student lawn. Viva la Free Education!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Wikileaks leaked my emails
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I understood economy. That's the difference between me and Bernie Sanders
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my selfconfidence didn't directly correlate with the percentage of alcohol in my blood
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my party pictures weren't shared all over the internet
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wanted to bring the US down but we already seem to have enough such guys in the government
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I understood economy. That's the difference between me and Bernie Sanders
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#IdRunForPresidentIf there was something interesting in my emails
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my party pictures weren't shared all over the internet
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could appoint a crapbag as my chief strategist. Like, an actual bag of crap
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#IdRunForPresidentIf every time I was asked a question by the press they have to end it with "according to the prophecy" before I answer
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take advantage of a misinformed, angry base all the while I enrich myself with their contributions ��
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was a C student in college...... wait I'm sure that happened already
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that could convince my family that my life isn't going downhill. Not everyone has to be married to be successful, mom!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf making public appearances isn't gonna be necessary.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf the country needed a lazy sarcastic winelover to keep that chair warm
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#IdRunForPresidentIf If you promise to vote for me I will
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#IdRunForPresidentIf If I could use words like bigly and yuge. Oh I have to grab pussy too.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wasn't afraid shots would be fired. Really, I suck at resisting shots https://t.co/NoPKLLZptS
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just "walk for president", in fact, "sitting for president" would be more my kind of candidacy.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my mom said so
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you let the dogs out
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#IdRunForPresidentIf you gave me a hug