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#IdRunForPresidentIf they allow me to grow my own weed on The White House's terrace.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf @JimmysSeafood promises to deliver their spicy salmon sushi roll daily ��
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were a rich man, digga digga deedle diddy diddle dum. https://t.co/Twxb2Jj2H6
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could make Flint, Michigan the nation's capital city.
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#Idrunforpresidentif I was allowed to repaint the white house in a color scheme that matches my unique style. https://t.co/LHiQygCovJ
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my cat could handle the stress. Prime Minister, though...
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it's a 20 hours per week job
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were a rich man, digga digga deedle diddy diddle dum. https://t.co/Twxb2Jj2H6
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could take photos for my campaign using flower crown filter
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were being chased by a pack of zombies and that was my only escape...
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could keep my twitter set as private so only a select few knew what I was tweeting about instead of millions.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf but Im not into cigars, BJ's lambasting immigrants and marrying one.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I were given an unauthorized lobotomy. Could not pay me enough for the crap they take, at the hands of people like me.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didnt have to release my taxes and could sit on twitter all day while the press bowed down to me for better ratings �
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could call in sick and have a lazy day instead of discussing some boring shit
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could punch every living past president in the face.....
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#IdRunForPresidentIf they allowed me to threaten people I don't like with nukes
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that would mean millions of people would like my bathroom selfies
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I didn't have to campaign
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#IdRunForPresidentIf that wouldn't interfere with my very important twitter activity
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i could make Fridays part of the weekend but everyone still gets paid for it! 4 day work week everybody!!
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