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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could appoint the editor of @TheOnion as my Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf could just sit alone in the oval office all day and play hashtag games
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I was American...... I'd run for Prime Minister but it doesn't seem as exciting.....
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could get everyone to believe everything I say. Oh wait.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf AMERICANS WEREN'T LARGELY SO FUCKING STOOPID #PresidentOfAmericaTheCoasts #WorldOfHAshtags
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I wasn't so irresponsible with my kids. And I don't even have kids. Anymore.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I get elected by the people who wants me to bring the c-h-a-n-g-e.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf Kanye runs with me. "PRESIDENT MERDOG & VP KANYE WEST!" Maybe I'll be HIS running mate, instead. � #KanyeIn2020 � https://t.co/RLXX8L5Ru2
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I haven’t voted for Chewbacca already
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could just "walk for president", in fact, "sitting for president" would be more my kind of candidacy.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf my opponent was some old, out of touch, sickly 68 year old woman from the #Clinton clan
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could grow Marijuana on the roof of the White House #VictioryGarden #EndTheWarOnDrugs #NixonGOPFail @WorldOfHashtags
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#IdRunForPresidentIf i wasn't so opposed to the word or activity of running.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf it's for President of my homeschool. Oh wait. I'm it.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I could build a "Party Deck" on the roof of the White House https://t.co/14cyAwvJHF
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I got unlimited coffee and chocolate to keep me going.
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#IdRunForPresidentIf there was a free buffet for lunch everyday. civilians invited!
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#IdRunForPresidentIf I knew adhering to the Constitution wouldn't get me killed
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