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#IfICouldntLie I'd lose all my customers. 'Yes your gear changes have really improved' *stops car, collects engine parts lying in road*
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I'd have zero friends, no love life, six DUI convictions, no weed and herpes #IfICouldntLie
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#IfICouldntLie I'd be on anti-depressants and locked in a padded cell O.o
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#IfICouldntLie I'd miss my 'Iistening face' and all those "mmhmm's" and "wow, that's crazy" would go to waste.
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#IfICouldntLie you would actually know when I got your text and decided not to answer you https://t.co/8SQiZizvvs
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#IfICouldntLie people would no longer suspect me of being a shallow prick. They'd know for sure.
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#IfICouldntLie you would actually know when I got your text and decided not to answer you https://t.co/8SQiZizvvs
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#IfICouldntLie could I still cheat and steal? I think I have a future in public office.
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to actually read all the terms and conditions before actually updating iTunes https://t.co/jCou6ppKOi
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#IfICouldntLie people would no longer suspect me of being a shallow prick. They'd know for sure.
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#IfICouldntLie I’d start a religion. Oh, wait…I guess it doesn''t work that way
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#IfICouldntLie about my work experience I’d fail every job interview I've ever been to
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#IfICouldntLie You wouldn't be sure #iPhone7 is the most important thing you need to buy in 2016 https://t.co/dtYgnSFzIV
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#IfICouldntLie I'd cry like a baby every time accidentally hurting myself instead of saying "I got it. I'm fine" https://t.co/rOnlpCIELH
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#IfICouldntLie I would never be able to partake in these hashtag games, and then what fun would life be?!
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#IfICouldntLie my resume would consist of My name address and phone number and nothing else
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to agree to hang out with friends when all I want is to stay on my couch forever https://t.co/yEYtLi875u
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