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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would be a horrible politician
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have been addicted to alcohol since I was twelve
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you would have never accepted that drink https://t.co/VQLwcovKMA
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd be standing around a lot...
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't be in Congress https://t.co/L2kSJgIAtn
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd be standing around a lot...
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie, I can't. I'm really, really bad at it.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my stories of what I did last weekend would be really boring
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my stories of what I did last weekend would be really boring
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my family would never invite me over for Holidays
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie my parents would deny my existence
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have been addicted to alcohol since I was twelve
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then my occupation better not be a lawyer https://t.co/xvG1n68Wn6
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie and I cannot. Especially when wine is involved
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't have to worry about my pants catching fire.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I'd assume you're lying � https://t.co/wlnBpqyEbZ
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie The unemployment line would be full of lawyers https://t.co/Gu26AA6eeF
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd be in a lot of trouble
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I'd always say yes
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd lose half my jokes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie if i tried maybe i'm lying maybe i'm not
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd lose half my jokes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd still flunk lie detector tests
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie you won't be that convinced that you're pretty
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd finally found out that I hate your casserole, Linda. Stop bringing it every f-ing time!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie nothing would change, because I've never lied, ever. https://t.co/MD4ezHZwiA
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie my facebook page would become ... uncomfortable https://t.co/p8j77V3KOS
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie Everyone would know my last name isn't really Sexy McSexy
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie down to sleep, then hanging like a bat would be my next choice..
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would need to work on a new exit strategy https://t.co/ZcOTBpAtCA
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