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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't think Hillary is my Sensei
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to plead guilty.
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd finally found out that I hate your casserole, Linda. Stop bringing it every f-ing time!
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie All those bulge shots with the footlong hot dog I sent would have to be retracted.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't be able to tell you how much I love Facebook
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie Everyone would know my last name isn't really Sexy McSexy
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd never be a happy polygamous monster @GiselleEvns
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you won't be that convinced that you're pretty
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to plead guilty.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd take a vow of silence and become a monk
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to plead guilty.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie as lies make baby jesus cry
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@booth_prince   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'm Not A Human Being
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd like big butts
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd never be able to convincingly end a disagreement by telling my wife that she's right.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you would probably begin showering. Yes, you smell, but I'm too polite to tell you https://t.co/Igl7xCD02V
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie other soccer moms would have killed me https://t.co/SivuzgpRd5
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I won't be a producer
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie I'd say Kevin Smith's movies actually make sense
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd finally found out that I hate your casserole, Linda. Stop bringing it every f-ing time!
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@danageezus   ·  7 Sep 2016
#IfICouldntLie my pregnant sister would know who made those holes in condoms
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie, then I'd never be able to spell the word "believe".
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie All those bulge shots with the footlong hot dog I sent would have to be retracted.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would need to work on a new exit strategy https://t.co/ZcOTBpAtCA
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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They would know I'm wearing their underwear right now... #IfICouldntLie @htagpoints
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then I'd have to be honest with myself too...that's undiscovered territory
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I probably would have been fired a long time ago
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie i'd say polls aren't worth squat! https://t.co/4UiurfLTls
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@chrixmorgan   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie 75% of my hashtags would be boring
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@worldofhashtags   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie 75% of my hashtags would be boring
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