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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd tell you that it's not the jeans that makes your ass look fat. *Ducks*
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't ask for that piece of toast https://t.co/bUlTdC61Cx
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I probably be in a insane asylum
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would say fuck rebuilding, try to win the World Series every year. Worry about 2019 when it gets here.
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that I'm allergic to your shitty cooking, not peanuts
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie My lips wouldn't move
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't insist it's the Easter Bunny's suff https://t.co/5l2HXTj7qq
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie ur headache wouldn't come with a jello pudding pop � https://t.co/aLtOEEFPUs
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I couldn't say I was allergic to your bad food.
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't even finish school
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@amandavgreen   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then your singing is actually awful. In fact, you sound like a cat who got his balls stuck in a mousetrap.
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd feel really bad for anyone who asks me ' How are you doing today?'
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie "you're the only one for me" would become "I'm horny AF and you're what's available at the moment."
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I would have to agree to hang out with friends when all I want is to stay on my couch forever https://t.co/yEYtLi875u
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my friends would stop asking me for my opinion
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my kids would never eat their veggies: how the hell are green peas good for your health? https://t.co/OnVdNkYnag
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I could not work in advertising https://t.co/TxzmQz4k9X
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't ask for that piece of toast https://t.co/bUlTdC61Cx
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say "u have a unique fashion sense." I mean,praise jesus that few r nuts enough to dress like THAT
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie as a child I'd be grounded for life https://t.co/sanXLC0kO7
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie everyone would know I'm an alcoholic
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie My lips wouldn't move
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie this account would not be kept secret.
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie about my wealth I'd probably be roasted, even by Republicans https://t.co/5egWyyxFPk
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say you don't look your age, I was thinking,did she just say she's 50.? I was thinking 71.
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have no friends. ... wait ...
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@curtisbigman   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then your singing is actually awful. In fact, you sound like a cat who got his balls stuck in a mousetrap.
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't be a prostitute
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie You'd reevaluate, "Honesty is the best policy."
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