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RT @GiselleEvns: #IfICouldntLie I couldn't use 'lol' anymore. Your jokes are literally opposite of funny
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that I'm allergic to your shitty cooking, not peanuts
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#IfICouldntLie I would say fuck rebuilding, try to win the World Series every year. Worry about 2019 when it gets here.
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#IfICouldntLie i would lose my job because i would have lots of things to say to the idiots i come across everyday
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#IfICouldntLie my husband would know how many strays I feed and why we go through kibble so fast.
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#IfICouldntLie I’d start a religion. Oh, wait…I guess it doesn''t work that way
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#IfICouldntLie trust me, you do NOT want me to give the eulogy at your funeral.
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say you don't look your age, I was thinking,did she just say she's 50.? I was thinking 71.
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#IfICouldntLie then your singing is actually awful. In fact, you sound like a cat who got his balls stuck in a mousetrap.
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#IfICouldntLie I'd state favorable predictions as fact knowing they'll all come true. That's how it works, right?
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#IfICouldntLie your mum wouldn't believe I'm really glad to see her in our house https://t.co/uVzkSjZ1SH
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