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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't be home "sick" today *cough cough* *wink*
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I could not work in advertising https://t.co/TxzmQz4k9X
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say "u have a unique fashion sense." I mean,praise jesus that few r nuts enough to dress like THAT
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I couldn't tell people their newborns are cute. https://t.co/JJoUVlHtcb
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my boss would be pissed https://t.co/12SF2HI1G7
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie as a child I'd be grounded for life https://t.co/sanXLC0kO7
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie everyone would know I'm an alcoholic
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I couldn't have kept it secret anymore: I stole your dog. He is great and you're an asshole https://t.co/I7jtQudqaZ
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't insist it's the Easter Bunny's suff https://t.co/5l2HXTj7qq
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I couldn't say I was allergic to your bad food.
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I wouldn't even finish school
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie your mum wouldn't believe I'm really glad to see her in our house https://t.co/uVzkSjZ1SH
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie then your singing is actually awful. In fact, you sound like a cat who got his balls stuck in a mousetrap.
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie life would be very boring.
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@brightandglory   ·  7 Sep 2016
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to own up to all of my farts. Considering I only share an office with 1 other person, that seems redundant.
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