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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to own up to all of my farts. Considering I only share an office with 1 other person, that seems redundant.
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that it's not the jeans that make you look fat. it's a mix of genetics and gluttony.
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#IfICouldntLie someone would be getting a mug that just said "Dad" this Father's Day.
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#IfICouldntLie I would cry more
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#IfICouldntLie then your singing is actually awful. In fact, you sound like a cat who got his balls stuck in a mousetrap.
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#IfICouldntLie your mum wouldn't believe I'm really glad to see her in our house https://t.co/uVzkSjZ1SH
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#IfICouldntLie I'd have to be honest about my weight and golf score, both require a comma. F-That!!
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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#IfICouldntLie I'd state favorable predictions as fact knowing they'll all come true. That's how it works, right?
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#IfICouldntLie you'd know that when I say you don't look your age, I was thinking,did she just say she's 50.? I was thinking 71.
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#IfICouldntLie SJWs would burn my house down
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#IfICouldntLie my life would be less fun. Not that I like often but the ability to keeps things interesting!
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