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Live tweet the whole date #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate ask if your date wanna see your future kids pictures
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Pass them onto an Archeologist. They will date anything #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate do you mind that I have a criminal record for abduction.
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#HowToEscapeADate do you mind that I have a criminal record for abduction.
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#HowToEscapeADate 1. Get up 2. Say nothing 3. Walk away 4. Never go back 5. Delete/block 6. Find a new date 7. Repeat
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Re-wash all of the table cutlery with hand sanitizer. #HowToEscapeADate
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Put a baggie of collected toenail clippings on the table next to you, and eye them suspiciously until they leave #HowToEscapeADate
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Through the window, it's faster than going through the door #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/GuCWzO0Uqt
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#HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
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Re-wash all of the table cutlery with hand sanitizer. #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate say you gotta go for a dump and are scared to sit down on public toilets.
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#HowToEscapeADate Look him dead in the eye and ask "Excuse me, do you happen to have a tampon on you I can barrow?
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