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Tell him you are a third-wave feminist and you support 'kill all men' thing #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/00UftaHjYs
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#HowToEscapeADate Look him dead in the eye and ask "Excuse me, do you happen to have a tampon on you I can barrow?
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#HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
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#HowToEscapeADate. Ask if you can just hide a hand in her draw while you are gone.
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Tell him you never shave Everywhere #HowToEscapeADate
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Tell him you are a third-wave feminist and you support 'kill all men' thing #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/00UftaHjYs
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Put a baggie of collected toenail clippings on the table next to you, and eye them suspiciously until they leave #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Show your date an album of polaroids exclusively of them sleeping.
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#HowToEscapeADate send security in to search her and get security clearance
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Always mention HIV #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Ask them if they're interested in God and invite them to your church.
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#HowToEscapeADate Ask them if they're interested in God and invite them to your church.
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My gender reassignment surgery is tomorrow so I should get home.... #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell them an urgent matter has come up and you need to return to Japan. Thank them for the great golfing at Mar-a- Lago.
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell her that her mom was incredible, and you have high expectations for her as well.
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