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#IfIWereACop I'd thoroughly investigate what happened AFTER the drugs bust
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#IfIWereACop I would want to be a RoboCop or a Time cop... or SpaceCop...
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#IfIWereACop I wouldn't be one for long. I couldn't bring myself to beat the shit out of a student sitting in a chair.
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#IfIWereACop .......... ah it's no use y'all know I'd never be a cop
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#IfIWereACop i'd be in the narcotics department... using the narcotics.
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#IfIWereACop in #Chicago I could expect the next Democrat Mayor to hide videos like .@RahmEmanuel did for reelection. #LaquanMcDonald
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#IfIWereACop I'd use finger pistols and wear a Marshal Dodge City badge. PEW! PEW!
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#IfIWereACop I'd thoroughly investigate what happened AFTER the drugs bust
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#IfIWereACop I'd start a Twitter Police Department to confront with Black Lives Matter activists here
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#IfIWereACop I'd lower crime rates by turning criminals off of crime and on to delicious soup! #ThisMessagePaidForByTheSoupCouncil
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You would obey #IfIWereACop or else I would stuff you butt with some lead, you got it? *Me as a bad cop;)
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#IfIWereACop I would really adhere to the "Innocent until proven guilty" motto and talk everyone down from escalating all situations.
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